@scot4bz: My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home
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@WhiskeySoured: Never judge a book by its cover. Besides, you're on Twitter and don't even read books.
@rainbowrowell: These protests are PLANNED. These opposition groups are ORGANIZED. My enemies are USING CALENDARS. Someone signed up to BRING DOUGHNUTS.
@WilliamAder: Bought a cat collar with a bell on it, and now I can't sneak up on the cat to put it on her.