@SondraDeeMe: My boyfriend called my skirt a petticoat and now he's paying bills using a quill on parchment paper wearing his wooden false teeth.
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@drewjanda: Imagine a spider. Scary, right? Wrong. This spider is imaginary. Really makes you think