@lovemydogduck: My boyfriend woke up this morning with a huge smile on his face. I love sharpies
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@hellohappy_time: Welcome to Hypochondriac Club. First- oh, Kim looks a bit pale. Kim you shouldn't have come if you're sick. Now I feel pale do I look pale
@iwearaonesie: wife: how is it outside? me: windy. almost blew one kids hat off and some guy's trying to figure out how to get his smart car out of a tree
@Vodkantots: So do people not like it when you tell them they could totally do better after meeting their spouse? Flattery is hard.