@greenteam15: My browser asks "are you sure?" when I clear my history as if theres anyone more sure of what theyre doing than someone clearing his history
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@causticbob: Beyonce: 'Who run the world?' Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.
@thedad: God: what are they doing down there? Angel: they are making milk from almonds God: what?! I gave them, like, 8 animals to get milk from A: they dont like that milk God: [mockingly] tHey DonT LiKe THat miLk *flips a table*
@somecleverthing: Turtleneck pro: if you wear one while you're eating you can't get crumbs in your bra. Turtleneck con: see above.
@mrkoodge: *lowers car suspension to look more gangster* *takes 12 minutes to ride over a speedbump*