@JimHeskett: My buddy used to say "why should I wash my towels? After I shower, I'm the cleanest thing in the room." He's still single.
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@comedyfish: If you give someone some Beethoven CDs for a gift and they don't like it, you can always take them Bach
@envydatropic: I've been on my best behavior ever since the words "you can be charged as an adult" applied to me
@JaneBadall: Fondly remembering a time when I could wear an over-sized guy's cardigan and still look pretty sexy, now I just look like a crazy bag lady.