@VodkaThursday: My bunny thumps at trash collectors. Nice to know that if the Sanitation Dept. ever has ill intentions, she won't stand for any of that shit
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@rudetanks: The cop said it was an outstanding warrant, dad. And you said id never amount to anything
@topaz_kell: The good news about falling down the stairs is that my Fitbit counted it as a mile walk.
@Overdue_Bills: Hell yes we can still be friends if you don't drink, I'm not that shallow. You have a driver's license, right??