@_sweet_ham: My cat just dragged in a half eaten sausage, I have no idea where he got it from but it tastes expensive.
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@hxnlxne: sex is intimate and sacred. your body is a temple and you shouldn't share it with anyone who hates rick & morty
@kimtopher22: I wish whitening toothpaste got my teeth as white as the places I drop it on my shirts.
@misfarber: The baby's trying to eat the poinsettia again Well, maybe we should get rid of it The plant? But we just got it . . .Haha yeah, the plant