@Sickayduh: My cat's tongue is like a little piece of sandpaper. I'm scratched to hell but this floor is almost finished.
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@Robski_Boy: I still get my 'drive-throughs' & 'drive-bys' mixed up. Which is the one where I have to take a gun?
@quikkim: If I was named Edward Normus, I'd use my first name's initial and my last name as much as I possibly could.
@myles_morrison: I changed my wifi name to "14.4k dial up connection" so no one would bother stealing my signal.
@thatcarlygirl: [cashier training, day 1] "Be sure to comment on everything a customer buys. They love that."