@heyevergreen: My circle of trust is a meatball
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@InternetHippo: I was 13 the first time I tried probiotics. Some kids were passing a cup of yogurt around at a party. I figured why not? Now I’m in prison.
@Juan_Incognito: I was licking this girl all over her face right up until she explained to me what doggy style was.
@AthenaMystique: I'd only convert to Christianity to learn how to turn water to wine. WHADYA MEAN THEY DON'T TEACH YOU THAT? WHAT'S THE POINT, THEN?
@behindyourback: Death be not proud. Death not so great with words, but happy to go out with any girl you want fix Death up with.