@StinkyGr33n: My co-worker said he's bleeding out of his ear. "That time of the month?" I replied.
He's not amused.
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@FunnyTunes: Me : I have changed my mind. Wife : Hope the new one is working.
@DothTheDoth: There's never enough good news
@londonlass666: New Tinder profile.
@kimtopher22: Optimism [op-tuh-miz-uh m] noun Brushing your teeth before bed, knowing damn well you have a 1/2 sleeve of Thin Mints on your nightstand.
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