@clyderun: My company just gave the janitor the Employee of the Month Award in a big ceremony that he spent hours cleaning up afterwards.
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@TheAlexNevil: Star Wars (1st draft) Obi Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for Stormtrooper: Yes they are OW: No they're nooot S: Uh YAH they are