@clyderun: My company just gave the janitor the Employee of the Month Award in a big ceremony that he spent hours cleaning up afterwards.
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@WilliamAder: Bought one of those SMTWTFS, but I can't pronounce that so I just call it a pill box.
@MrFornicator: Chess says everything about men & women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants.
@PinkCamoTO: Dear Neighbours, "She's coming" isn't a great warning to give when I walk by and you stop talking.
@PaigeKellerman: I'm never a more ineffective parent than when I accidentally make threats that rhyme.