@EmoPhilips: My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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@Tmoney68: Every day, I hope I don't get bitten by a spider. I'm not afraid of spiders, I just don't want the responsibility of being a superhero.
@howe007: If you can start the toilet paper roll without clawing it like a velociraptor then you're a wizard.