@EmoPhilips: My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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@Xoolun: Went to the gym and asked the trainer. Could you help me do splits? Trainer: Sure How flexible are you? Me: I can only do Thursday.
@MelKassel: *pulling up to toll both with megaphone in hand* Booth operator: ma'am please not again Me: someBODY once tolled me—
@NickMcNevich: Stalker? Me? Nooooo. But you should call your mom, she left you a message yesterday while you were sleeping. I muted it so you could rest
@dyldonot: Baa! "My name is--" Moo! "My name is--" Neigh! "My name is *chickenchicken* Slim Shady." -Eminem at a farm.