@EmoPhilips: My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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@Scott_A_Gilmore: *Goes to Czechoslovakia to shop for a car with Automatic Braking System *Czechs for ABS
@morganalxander: Hello my name is Morgan and I used to think lingerie was just a fancy way to say laundry
@pleatedjeans: [talks about how badass wolves are for 20 mins] date: can we talk about something else? [pulls out powerpoint on why wolves are badass] No