@Schmoodles: My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening.
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@cupcakelynda: My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and commenting "LOL" on relationship statuses on Facebook.
@weismanjake: One of the toughest parts of adulthood is figuring out how to stay friends with people who post too many selfies
@QwertyJones3: HER: You can't even go 5 minutes without making a Star Trek reference. ME: Yes I Khan.
@Scott_A_Gilmore: Today's lunch: Pan fried pork chops, cheesy hash brown casserole, peach cobbler, a quick defibrillation and two stents.