@TuffyNyC: My cooking show would just be an hour of me looking for Tupperware lids.
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@TheCiscoKidder: My 3 year old reported seeing a spider-cricket and I couldn't find it so we're outside watching the house burn.
@PeterKlesken: Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
@OfficeofSteve: Ben-Hur was actually called, Fast & The Furious: Jerusalem Drift, but the name didn't catch on like they had hoped
@TampaBayMomma: My ex left me for an attorney. It makes me smile every day to know he hasn't won an arguement for 15 years.