@HysteriaBarbie: My coworker had a baby. I had a BLT. I think we all know who the real winner is
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@jennyandteets: Holding a friend's phone for her. Just texted "put a ring on it" to five random male names. Stay tuned.
@YourAnMoron: It's pretty impressive that Beethoven could play the piano considering he was a St. Bernard.