@HysteriaBarbie: My coworker had a baby. I had a BLT. I think we all know who the real winner is
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@angelunatic_: Picture me and my boyfriend on a dinner date Wrong We're sitting on the same side of the table making you uncomfortable
@jnrbtsn: The worst part about being single is always doing what I want. Anytime. Anywhere. With whomever. That sucks.
@WilliamRodgers: "I don't get why our troops need to wear camouflage, when they could just wear glasses..." -Superman
@HatfieldAnne: Watch my hands when I say “latitude” or “longitude.” It's as much for my benefit as yours.