@HysteriaBarbie: My coworker had a baby. I had a BLT. I think we all know who the real winner is
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@imadepoopstoday: Bring brownies to work. Spend the rest of the day asking coworkers, "you feelin anything yet?"
@imence2: Twitter is like a very demented game of The Sims. Everyday I check to see how my people are doing and make sure they're still alive.
@Flattliner: People who drive very slowly cause me cognitive dissonance. They deserve to die, but appear less likely to do so...