@HysteriaBarbie: My coworker had a baby. I had a BLT. I think we all know who the real winner is
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@Mardigroan: Holiday cards, when you care enough to let friends, family, customers & clients see how your handwriting hasn't improved since fourth grade.
@jordan_stratton: COWORKER: Wanna come to my NYE party?! ME: Aww... I would, but I already have plans. MORGAN FREEMAN: He did not have plans.
@elle91: How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe? No- Good. Yes- That's too much.