@click4amanda: My dad called to ask if sending an email to the USA costs more. I told him a LOT more, better not risk it
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@imence2: Maybe the dinosaur extinction was a murder suicide by the T-Rex. If I couldn't jerk off because my arms were to short I'd kill everyone too.
@dinnersruined: Welcome to innuendo club. This is going to be a long and hard session, if you know what I mean.
@xLiserx: Lonely nights, we've all been here. Pretending to choke so someone hugs you. Pretending a jellyfish stung you so someone pees on you. Usual.