@SondraDeeMe: My dance moves are best described as a woman trying to put on pants 4 sizes too small, with a wasp flying around her head.
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@FredPollack: Had trouble sleeping today. They added a trumpeter to this morning's church service.
@shegotagronk: Don't cry because it's over, smile because you were able to steal 12 of his hoodies.
@DanMentos: eminem: look, if you only had one shot- me: I’d ask for more shots eminem: you can’t… *rubbing bridge of nose* you can't ask for more shots