@SondraDeeMe: My dance moves are best described as a woman trying to put on pants 4 sizes too small, with a wasp flying around her head.
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@RunJeffreyRun: I just saw a guy with the Monster energy logo tattooed on his neck, so if your village is missing their idiot, we have him.
@don_haworth: I literally just used the flashlight on my phone to search under the couch for my phone if you ladies are looking for someone with all their ducks in a row
@TweetPotato314: [Office Supply Store] Me: *getting toner* Clerk: Sir, please stop those jumping jacks.
@WilliamAder: My book group read "Ventriloquism for Dummies" this month. We met in the living room, but it sounded like we were in the kitchen.