@AndyAsAdjective: my dance moves can best be described as "did that dude just try to leap frog?" & "whoa that's a lot of blood" & "is he still alive?"
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@GlumGeorgeLucas: I showed up at Disney headquarters uninvited I said I was there for a Rogue One cameo That's how I learned the security guards have Tasers
@_mindflakes: Did you know that 1 in 5 people are fruit bats? Look at 4 of your friends. If none of them are fruit bats, it's you. You're a fruit bat.
@KhrisWarhol: McDonalds can't extend their breakfast hours because at 10:01am, the eggs become self aware.