@BradBroaddus: My dancing style can best be described as "newborn gazelle being chased by lion."
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@KeetPotato: "this has never happened before" is that a yes or no? "let me check" [talks into radio] "steve can we let a dog on the rollercoaster?"
@MadamBetteNoire: Dance like you aren't depressed. Sing like you didn't kill that homeless guy. Love like you don't have herpes.
@mooses_mom_mar: Are you on Twitter? No. But if I ever join I'll send you a friend request. That's how you make people believe you aren't on Twitter.
@bessbell: Would u watch a movie about a teenage boy who screams "I wish I was dead," but God hears "Deb," so he turns into his 50-yr old neighbor Deb?