@L_W_Headphones: My date spent all night telling me that she loved Bad Boys - Then seemed disappointed when we got back to mine and I put the DVD on.
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@trevso_electric: Remember: tomorrow is TOPLESS TUESDAY no matter what human resources tells you.
@Ameiam: I'm really surprised I decided to get Botox. At least I think I'm surprised, I can't really tell.
@TheHyyyype: WIFE: it's your turn to change the baby. he left you a little present haha ME: *opens diaper* how the hell did he get an x box in there??