@seamussaid: my daughter has been thrusting her stuffed animals in my face for me to kiss, but I'm being very selective so she learns to have standards
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@CastAwayKristen: NO I didn't eat a whole box of Girl Scout Cookies. I just ate all the cookies inside it.
@WorkingMom86: My son plays this game where he's a bowling ball and the bowling pins are everything we own.
@neiltyson: Exterminators: The only profession in which you put yourself out of business by being really good at your job.