@HandyJack420: My daughter just finished watching Frozen so, counting today that's 12,521,865,635,869 times since Tuesday
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@LostInAisle3: It never fails: whenever I'm at a crime scene, analyzing blood splatter and bullet trajectories, someone always assumes I'm a CSI.
@SondraDeeMe: ME: All my life I've been judged. Quit doing drugs! Don't sleep around! JUDGE: We have the murder weapon. ME: Again, with the judging.