@Brianhopecomedy: My daughter turns 3 today. Due to our tight budget, we're not telling her.
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@nachosarah: if all my friends jumped off a cliff I wouldn't do it too because cats can land on their feet they'll be fine
@snmrrw: maybe ancient civilizations wouldn't have died out if they'd built regular buildings instead of these dumb ruins
@bornmiserable: My greatest fear is that I'll somehow get involved in a rumble between two rival gangs and my ability to snap fingers on cue will fail me