@Faux_Ma: My Daughter wants a Cinderella-themed party, so I invited all her friends over and made them clean my house.
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@realHamOnWry: My parents both wear hearing-aids. And I think that's why they're still married...they never turn them on.
@aveuaskew: For a cat named Jingles, his tambourine accompaniment to my blistering bongo solo isn't that impressive.