@Overdue_Bills: My daughter wrote "Daddy is the best" in the snow then smashed it when I made her come inside. She'll make some lucky guy miserable one day.
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@MrSpoonicorn: i hate it when Darth Vader puts eggs in my mailbox and then rides away on a kids tricycle
@Jabba_Jabba_Jaw: You can insult anyone you want, as long as you end the sentence with "but in a good way".
@Marlebean: *interrupts your heartfelt story* Oh NOW I hear your New York accent!! Say "dying wish" again! Ok now say "coffee"!
@Donna_McCoy: Rules for a happy marriage: 3. Separate bank accounts 2. Separate data plans 1. Separate bathrooms