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@Zac_Franklin: my default response when someone questions a risky text of mine is "sorry, I was drunk."

But now everyone thinks I'm an alcoholic so..shit.

my default response when someone questions a risky text of mine is “sorry, I was drunk.”

But now everyone thinks I’m an alcoholic so..shit.

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