@jenstatsky: My diet could best be described as, "unchaperoned child at a birthday party."
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@ibid78: If you watch the Game of Thrones backwards a family overcomes near death experiences to reunite happily in a castle (plus dragons shrink).
@NolaChef504: "You take pills because you're crazy" "No MOM, I take pills because they make me tolerant of crazy people that don't take pills"
@markydoodoo: Milk toast was probably named by same lazy guy that named the fireplace and waterfall.
@Marcmywords2: Kids, you can grow up and be whoever you want ........ it's called identity theft.