@StephenBCramer: My dirty language got me suspended in school but many years later I get rewarded with stars and retweets, never give up on your dreams kids.
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@gerryhallcomedy: "I really wish I could squeeze that piano over and over" - guy who invented the accordion
@robfee: Dang girl are you the American health care system because if I don't give you all my money you'd have no problem watching me die.
@sweet_toof: Me: ..and a small sprite. McDonald's Girl: Want a large? All sizes are only $.99 Me: I ASKED FOR SMALL YOU DIABETES PEDDLER ok gimme a large