@amishschool: My doctor said I can get back to my college weight if I simply go for a brisk three hundred mile walk each morning.
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@treydayway: Hell hath no fury like a woman who just said "seriously?" after a comment you made during an argument.
@LABeachmom: The whole "limiting myself to one glass of wine a day" thing is going really great. I'm like 5 years ahead of schedule.