@amishschool: My doctor said I can get back to my college weight if I simply go for a brisk three hundred mile walk each morning.
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@sbellelauren: whenever i trip a skinny girl running in only a sports bra i feel like i'm doing god's work
@theshamingofjay: When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk? - just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings