@BrianIncognito: My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have that to worry about.
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@darinlovesbacon: Every photo taken inside my house has at least one laundry basket in the background.
@robdelaney: Haha my cousin's safeword is "chalice." (We don't have sex; I saw it cuz I hacked his email to get his salmon casserole recipe)
@JennyJohnsonHi5: At this point the only thing Lady Gaga could do that would shock me is to come out on stage wearing a sensible pantsuit from Talbots.