@TheToddWilliams: My doctor won't go away. I know what you're thinking but he has been eating small pieces of apple over many decades to build up an immunity.
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@UnFitz: Her idea of extending an olive branch was to sharpen one end first, then extend it REALLY hard.
@AndyAsAdjective: [my kid, literally every school morning] "I hate mornings. I'm not getting up" [1st day of summer vacation] "dad, can we watch the sunrise"
@cuntrystronggal: I'm sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the same way you treat everyone all the time.