@OBiiieeee: My dog and I are just drivin around, listenin to music and OMG DOG DO YOU EVEN HAVE A LICENSE? PAWS AT 10 AND 2. DO NOT FOLLOW THAT SQUIRREL
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@WilliamAder: It's not a coincidence that so many blues songs start with "Woke up this morning..."
@IamEveryDayPpl: My turn ons are naps, cereal, and seeing women that are prettier than me trip over cracks in the sidewalk...
@ericarhodes: "What's it like being a female comic?" "Well, you get asked what it's like being a female comic a lot."