@JessiCanadian: My dog could not protect the house from robbers if they brought a vacuum cleaner.
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@philyuck: Horse-drawn carriages are pretty cool but the horses should learn to draw other stuff
@Fred_Delicious: Bruce Willis is being chased by a pug. he jumps in a taxi and escapes. he breathes a sigh of relief. the driver turns around. it's the pug
@mrtruthandsoul: The best thing about sitting next to the white guy with dreads on the bus is no one thinks you're the one that farted
@TheMichaelRock: Ladies, if he leaves the stickers on his hat, that's his way of telling you he won't pay child support.