@JessiCanadian: My dog could not protect the house from robbers if they brought a vacuum cleaner.
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@LuvPug: But seriously- how do Superheroes even go to the bathroom? I mean, look at their costumes.
@DanMentos: "Hello, 911” Hi it's Mickey my dog is hurt bad “Is it Goofy or Pluto?” I don’t see how- “Goofy or Pluto?” Pluto “Call a vet” *hangs up*
@GoldenSpirals: Coworker sneezed, and said "Oh my. I don't know where that came from." I'm no Scientist, but I'm pretty sure it came from her nose.