@TrueTorontoGirl: My dog forgot it's mother's day, again.
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@AaronCSU54: My therapist thinks meeting women on twitter for sex is a bad idea. His wife disagrees.
@heatherjs: Sex Ed should require them to listen to a crying baby for 5 hours, and to watch the same episode of a cartoon over and over again.
@juliussharpe: Google Glass, for everyone who's ever thought, "I like that browser so much, I want it on MY FACE"