@TrueTorontoGirl: My dog forgot it's mother's day, again.
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@KevinBuffalo: When my cousin came out as gay, his parents wanted him to see a psychiatrist. Which is too bad. Cuz he was already seeing a handsome lawyer.
@theblowout: my interventions would be so much more effective if every single reason i drink wasn't there
@warhorse76: Who invented Bull Riding? Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me.