@TrueTorontoGirl: My dog forgot it's mother's day, again.
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@WildeThingy: I wish young people would stop idealising future dystopias and start enjoying the one they're in.
@thetits: COP: do you know why I pulled you over? ME: *hands him a puppy and drives off* [3 years later] COP *walking his dog*: wait a second…
@jackmackenroth: I'm pretty sure all of the 7 dwarfs were named after a stage of Snow Whites' heroin addiction.