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@AsianOtherWhite: My dog has figured out I'm Chinese. He totally tried to make a run for it.
Silly dog, I'm not going to eat you until I train a replacement.

My dog has figured out I’m Chinese. He totally tried to make a run for it. 
Silly dog, I’m not going to eat you until I train a replacement.

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