@beccafacexo: My dog just attacked the pizza delivery man WHY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS FIGHTING
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@thepunningman: "Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?" Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"
@michaeldean0116: If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader then she would be known as Ella Vader.......