@dshack8: My dog reacts to the vacuum cleaner the same way I react when my wife says "We need to talk".
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@Kristen_R5: summer is real cute until every frickin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
@WiseguyPictures: Imagine how excruciating a conversation between Hodor, Groot, and Timmy from South Park would be.
@_Tempo11: Due to the weather, I was able to use the words "wet and slippery" at work all day without anyone thinking I'm a big perv.