@dshack8: My dog reacts to the vacuum cleaner the same way I react when my wife says "We need to talk".
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@thenatewolf: Telescopes probably use mirrors which means there is absolutely no way to know how many vampires there are in space.
@WheelTod: My wife has just come home and asked how things went with the baby. Now in mild panic mode as I thought she took the baby along with her
@breatheandlove: Both her name and her living situation suggests that the dwarves MAY have been referring to Snow White when they sang, 'high ho.'