@Dana_Bruno: My dog's pissed cos I buy him Senior food. He won't admit he's older now. So I scratch out the "i" on each can & tell him it's Mexican food.
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@NikatNiteNite: Just once I'd like someone to call me "ma'am" without having to add "you need to calm down or we're going to have to ask you to leave"
@Smooheed: "Taking a perfect selfie is just a matter of perfect lighting and applying the right filter" *puts sheet over head* *turns off light*