@alwayzintruble: My entire day will be spent laughing at my children because they have to go back to school tomorrow..
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@neiltyson: Not that anybody asked, but the Irresistible Force beats the Immovable Object — every time.
@HollyHeals: Laughter is the best medicine........unless you have Morphine. Then Morphine is the best medicine.
@IAmMikeFeeney: What they say: "Hey, have you lost weight?" What they mean: "Hey, I remember you being a lot fatter. What gives?"
@HysteriaBarbie: Me: Shot through the heart 911: What is your location? Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon? Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up