@alwayzintruble: My entire day will be spent laughing at my children because they have to go back to school tomorrow..
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@TheTweetOfGod: He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know. Shut up, is basically what I'm saying.
@amethystxmatt: turns out skrillexs music has healing properties: during a concert, a paralysed boy stood up and left
@bea_ker: "Did you guys see me get so mad I flipped a table?" Yes Tony, we saw it. You're 46. You have to stop taking your skateboard to restaurants.