@revious: My ex got drunk and left me at a bar so I called the police and reported a drunk driver.. #topahole
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@MrsMikePatton: Maybe if we press "2" for Spanish, we'll actually get someone that speaks English better then the person on the "1" line.
@GirlRestrained: Hahaha stupid person... When it says 55mph it really means 64mph.........Idiot turtle person
@MichaelGoffLA: What if you told a lie to cover up your affair, and the lie was so good that 2000 years later people were still giving each other presents?