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@Mz_Cake_Vodka: My ex got run down by a bus today.

I thought "Wow, that could have been me!"

But I can't drive a bus.

My ex got run down by a bus today. 

I thought “Wow, that could have been me!” 

But I can’t drive a bus.

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