@fluffysuse: My ex just asked if I want to go on holiday with him and my ex mother-in-law and now I don't need Twitter because I will never stop laughing
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@SteveKoehler22: Fashion Facts - Adam was the first designer- with his Eden line of clothing Eve wore his first creation- the ribbed t-shirt with fig leaf
@TheToddWilliams: [date] ME: Tell me about yourself HER: I love good listeners and Fred Astaire ME: That's weird HER: What is? ME: Being afraid of stairs