@1Happytwit: My ex told me that Gaga's "Bad Romance" song reminds him of me. Now I'm glad I dumped him. What sort of idiot admits to listening to Gaga.
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@curlycomedy: How can you teach your child about adversity if you don't leave a diaper unchanged once in a while?
@Rollinintheseat: When you're talking to someone with no teeth, you find out teeth are also a retaining wall for spit.