@PimpleEye: My ex's ex and my left hand are dating.
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@bingowings14: Someone claimed that their dog could retrieve a ball from up to a mile away, sounds a bit far fetched to me.
@CheryeDavis: The Police come right away when you tell em your baby is locked in the car... They don't however think it's cute to call your phone baby..
@AbbieEvansXO: SERIAL KILLER: you can run but you can't hide ME: [crying] you believe in me more than my track coach ever did