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@AndyAsAdjective: "my eye is up here"
@david8hughes: [last supper]
"Tonight, one of you will betray me for 20 pieces of silver."
"I didn't say anything."
@AimeeHelene1: Him: *looking at 6 empty paper towel rolls, maple syrup, spoons, and a tennis racket on the floor*
Me: There was a spider.
@Home_Halfway: My wife's leaving me for refusing to stop referring to our children as my Capri Son and Capri Daughter.
@RdrJay47: Me: Wow, you're glowing.
Her: Aaaaww, thank you!
Me: No, like radioactive...
Her: . . .
Me: Tone down the filters?
@Hormonella: Coffee so good it helps a little old lady cross the street.