@o__0Dev: My family is missing that gene that tells you when trash cans are full.
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@beefman138: "Wow, that's great!" ~ Me, not paying attention, and hoping you didn't just tell me your Grandma died.
@jwoodham: There's a 100% chance the Republicans will discuss Starbucks cups in a debate tonight, so remember that when they ask how they lost in 2016.
@DavidKlein5: People say I have a dry sense of humor. So when you hate everyone the word to describe that is dry now I guess.