@o__0Dev: My family is missing that gene that tells you when trash cans are full.
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@GreenSmoke_: If there was any award for laziness, I probably would send someone to pick it up for me.
@dubstep4dads: other 21 year olds: going on dates, bein cool, having fun me: trying to become friends w/ the birds outside my house by offering them bread
@Fickle_Filly: You know it's time to quit smoking when you laugh at a tweet and you sound like Muttley.
@Lerky: "HI DO YOU WANT TO DRESS UP NICE SO WE CAN QUEUE OUTSIDE A CLUB & GET INSIDE & QUEUE UP TO BUY A DRINK & THEN QUEUE UP TO GO TO THE TOILET?"