@NotARatsAss: My father could have the original copy of the Declaration of Independence on the counter, and still make a meatball sandwich over top of it.
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@AimeeHelene1: I'm gonna start giving bad news to people in that cute, high pitched voice I use to talk to kids and dogs.
@RandomAntics: we should be using all the time technology frees up to expand language, not shorten it. instead of 'prolly' try 'probababably.'
@cowyfwame: I just don't understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance.
@DothTheDoth: The woman in the Superman underwear next to me does not quite understand how white pants work.