@NotARatsAss: My father could have the original copy of the Declaration of Independence on the counter, and still make a meatball sandwich over top of it.
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@senderblock23: Probably karma that Will Smith made a song about parents not understanding and then had a son who literally no one understands.
@DomesticGoddss: Just showed my 4 yo niece that I can still do a cartwheel and now she is showing me where the ice packs are.
@putyoursisterd1: Possible Fact: If you suffer with freezing cold hands, you are contractually obliged to test their temperature by putting them on people.
@WilliamRodgers: "Age is just a number" ...so is your credit score, your weight, the balance in your bank account