@shadygeekdad: My father in law is one of those "deep sigh until someone asks what's wrong" kind of women.
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@Hellaphantitis: Obama keeps trying to get me to kiss this top secret document from Syria but I keep telling him I'm not the kinda guy who'll kiss intel
@Try2StopME: Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they're fighting over the world's last Oreo.
@Prof_BrianCocks: K1: Frankincence K2: Myrrh K3: Gold K1 & K2: WHAT? K3: Gold K1: We said £20 each! K3: I.. K1: I hate you K3: Wrap it from all of us?