@shadygeekdad: My father in law is one of those "deep sigh until someone asks what's wrong" kind of women.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: Show me a woman in a Tweety Bird t-shirt and I'll show you a woman who shoplifts in the grocery store.
@ArtIsMyPorn: When they say shirts versus skins, they mean your own skin, not someone's skin you brought from home.
@moooooog35: Me: Hey, am I too wrinkly? Daughter: You're old, that's going to happen. Me: I MEANT MY SHIRT.
@curlycomedy: How can you teach your child about adversity if you don't leave a diaper unchanged once in a while?