@_SetTheHook_: My favorite childhood memory is not having a job.
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@ihuffpaint: what do you mean I never take you anywhere we just took a 365 day trip around the sun
@shkeeber: 1. Dial random number. 2. Wait for answering machine. 3. Say "My wife is out of town, I miss you". 4. Hang up. 5. Happy Valentine's Day.
@RandomAntics: Sneaking into your house and eating just enough of the marshmallows out of your Lucky Charms to make you sad, but not suspicious.