@BoozieEyedJoe: My favorite deleted scene from Lord of the Rings is when Bilbo & Frodo discover they have a long lost hipster cousin called Douche Baggins.
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@AndrewNadeau0: GENIE: You can’t wish anybody would fall in love with you. ME: What if everybody just disliked me less? GENIE: Sure. ME: GENIE: ME: GENIE: Okay technically I should be able to do this but it’s not working.
@ArrogantBB8: *hears your text message notification beep* *constantly imitates it so you check your phone for no reason*